Four Days Before the Cup:
The following ebay auction provides some pretty damning
evidence against rick Judge. Look who is the high bidder! Apparently he will
stop at nothing to gain an upper hand in this week's Montana Cup cross-country
meet, and it looks as if, once again, the Montana Cup will be defiled and
corrupted by Mr. Judge's presence.
Rick's Top-Eleven Defenses -- 2005
edition*
* Erthropoietin? I thought I was buying "Arithmetic Program" for my
computer!
* besides, this order was clearly placed by someone named "pjudge", whereas
everyone knows my name is rick.
* and does anyone really believe a lowly Montana environmentalist like me would
have $490 in disposable income?
* and aren't people who use that stuff supposed to be a whole lot faster than I
am?
* and does the Montana Cup entry actually say that performance-enhancing drugs
are against the rules?
* and just because I deal in the stuff (with heavy sales in the Butte-Silver Bow
region, I might add), doesn't mean I use it, right?
* it's actually just for the chamois in my bike shorts.
* I never use the stuff -- it interferes with the anabolics (and gives me gas).
* Ray made me do it -- he said everyone else was doing it, and that I wouldn't
be cool unless I did.
* my dog ate my homework.
* damn, I don't even have Martz to absolve me of my sins anymore! And only
four letters left in my name to give up! I really don't want to be
known as "ick"!
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